PUN

My mom sent me a email that had the top 10 puns. This was my favorite, so I thought I would share it with you and give you all a laugh.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of
the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd
diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is SO
BAD, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.